Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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