no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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