mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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