just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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