Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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