I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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