Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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