what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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