Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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