yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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