I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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