Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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