Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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