So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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