someone get that fucking seahorse.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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