so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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I need you to use more vowels.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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