Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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