It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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