After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think my vagina is haunted
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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