Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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