so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
