Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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