on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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