dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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