When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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