how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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