im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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