i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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