what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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