he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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