You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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