i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Duck Duck Cougar?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
