normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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