If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I have fence marks all over my body
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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