He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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