it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
two words: eviction party
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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