Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
