I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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