so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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