do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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