I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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