Did you just see the Batmobile???
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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