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What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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