all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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