Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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