one might say we're banned from that church
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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