so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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