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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?

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  obviously you're part succubus.

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• (831): View more from California

  theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  Restraining orders are what college is about.

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• (+44): View more from England

  phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.

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• (518): View more from New York

  If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me

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• (518): View more from New York

  i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself

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• (409): View more from Texas

  I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Wish me luck on my new penis adventure

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