I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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