is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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