Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
