But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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