i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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