I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Randomize
