Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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