My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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