We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
