He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Randomize
