i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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